Tickets to heaven!

Tickets to heaven! Here’s a story that had the Belly Achers practically rolling on the floor! It is a quirky tale and while quite unbelievable, it was picked up by major news outlets all over the world and of course, in this day and age, it went viral.


Tickets to heaven!


Tickets to heaven! Here’s a story that had the Belly Achers practically rolling on the floor! It is a quirky tale and while quite unbelievable, it was picked up by major news outlets all over the world and of course, in this day and age, it went viral. But if you somehow missed it, here’s the story. The headline: Florida Couple Charged With Selling Fake Tickets To Get Into Heaven.

The stor y re volves around the husband and wife team of Tito and Amanda Watts – a rather striking couple and undoubtably a match made in… well, heaven. According to Jacksonville, Florida Police, the dynamic duo were were arrested after being accused of selling the tickets to hundreds of people. Tito and Amanda were selling the tickets on the street for the bargain price of US$99.99 a piece, telling buyers that the tickets were made of solid gold with each guaranteeing the buyer a place in heaven by simply presenting it at the entrance the Pearly Gates.

The only problem is, the tickets, whose ulimate powers cannot be verified at this time, were not actually solid gold, but chunks of wood spray painted gold! Police were said to have confiscated over $10,000 in cash (apparently there are a lot of people who think they need extra help getting into heaven), five crack pipes and a baby alligator. And no, we cannot find any plausible reason for a baby alligator in this scenario!