Get Siri-ous!

Aww, betrayed by Siri. And here we were thinking that Siri was our best gal-pal, our confidante, our listening ear, our sage advisor, there for us in the good times and the bad times and dare we say… maybe even our virtual girlfriend (well for at least one of the more depraved Belly Achers.


Get Siri-ous!


Aww, betrayed by Siri. And here we were thinking that Siri was our best gal-pal, our confidante, our listening ear, our sage advisor, there for us in the good times and the bad times and dare we say… maybe even our virtual girlfriend (well for at least one of the more depraved Belly Achers. Th e rest of us are ahem actually fairly normal… really!). But we are relieved to have learned Siri’s back stabbing nature before she turned on us. Unfortunately for one Pedro Bravo things didn’t work out so well with his virtual gal-pal. And yes, that is indeed his name – who could make one up as good as that? We’re thinking he might be the brother of TV celebrity Johnny Bravo as his IQ, not to mention his EQ, is apparently about the same.

And for those of you somehow, unbelievably not in the know, Siri is the voice recognising virtual assistant on the iPhone.

We haven’t quite decided whether Bravo took stupidity to a whole new level, or whether he’s really just symptomatic of smart-phone obsessed society these days.

You see, Bravo (Pedro, not Johnny) – who is now under arrest for murdering his roommate Christian Aguilar back in 2012 – turned to his all-wise, gal-pal (well, actually Siri can be a man as well, but that’s a different story and we like to think of Siri as member of the finer sex), when he needed some advice after he had committed the deed most foul.