Dumb Dumber Dumbest!

for the theory of natural selection, we bring you a story that would be side splitting (well at least thigh splitting as you will soon see) funny if it wasn’t just so downright dumb.


Dumb Dumber Dumbest!


for the theory of natural selection, we bring you a story that would be side splitting (well at least thigh splitting as you will soon see) funny if it wasn’t just so downright dumb. The story involves protagonist Bill Hillmann and a rather grumpy (he is about to be killed in the ring afterall) and ever-so-big bull – the apparent antagonist although we’re inclined to label the duo the other way around – weighing in at a less than trifling 600kg! And for the record, that is about 200kg more than the average car.

You see, Hillmann had the grave misfortune of getting gored in the thigh – quite serious according to the reports – while partaking in the weeklong San Fermin festival in Pamplona, Spain. Otherwise known as the ‘running of the bulls’ Bill Hillman was running with scores of other crazies amongst dozens of bulls which are released into the streets leading to the town’s bull fighting ring. Participants (mentally challenged in the Belly Acher’s view) run along side and amongst the bulls through the narrow street trying not to get run down by other runners, the bulls and most of all, not get gored to death along the way.