Belly Achers wish

Before we start on this item the Belly Achers wish to issue a heartfelt apology to our readers for appearing overly shallow and somewhat sexist, because really, we’re all progressive, non-gender biased, metrosexual, sensitive and in touch with our feminine side. In fact, we suspect there may be a closet cross dresser in our midst, but that’s another story altogether.


Belly Achers wish


Before we start on this item the Belly Achers wish to issue a heartfelt apology to our readers for appearing overly shallow and somewhat sexist, because really, we’re all progressive, non-gender biased, metrosexual, sensitive and in touch with our feminine side. In fact, we suspect there may be a closet cross dresser in our midst, but that’s another story altogether.

But, this indisputably eye-catching photo makes us wonder a couple of things…First, is this is what happens when you mix a Dutch company with an American one? If so, we highly recommend more Amer-Dutch mergers! Secondly, why is it whenever we get a package delivered, the delivery person never, ever, ever, everrrrr looks like this? And heaven forbid the delivery people we see, ever show up wearing shorts like this! *Gasp* Oops FedOops! There is hardly a day that goes by that we don’t receive some sort of press release on how ‘green’ and socially responsible some company or another is. And while we applaud any environmentally friendly move (the page you’re reading now is actually made from a recycled diaper and the e-version composed of recycled electrons, rejuvenated in a papaya juice and rainwater bath), we had our attention drawn to a recent press release from one of the global express giants.