More great ATC conversations…

Tower: Have you got enough fuel or not? ...


Tower: Have you got enough fuel or not?
Pilot: Yes.
Tower: Yes what??
Pilot: Yes, SIR!

Pilot: Tower, please call me a fuel truck.
Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck.

Pilot: Tower, give me a rough time check
Tower: It’s Thursday, Sir.

Tower: Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft declaring emergency about two hours ago ?
Pilot: Negative, Sir. It’s only the same pilot.

Pilot: Tower, there’s a runway light burning.
Tower: I m sure there must be dozens of lights burning. Pilot: Sorry, I mean it’s smoking.

Tower: Lufthansa 893, you are number one, check for workers on the taxiway.
Pilot: Roger ….. We’ve checked, they are all working.

Tower: Cannot read you, say again!
Pilot: Again!

Tower: What’s your height and position?
Pilot: Well, I m 6 foot tall and I m sitting front left.

Tower: Mission triple-three, do you have problems?
Pilot: I think, I have lost my compass.
Tower: Judging the way you are flying, you lost the whole instrument panel.