Assault with deadly urine

This one we’re planning on filing in our ‘weirder than weird’ file! A 28-year-old man has been sentenced to three weeks in jail for urinating on a 66-year-old woman during a Continental Airlines flight last month from Los Angeles to Honolulu. Jerome Kenneth Kingzio, a resident of the US Commonwealth of the Northern Mariana Islands, […]


This one we’re planning on filing in our ‘weirder than weird’ file! A 28-year-old man has been sentenced to three weeks in jail for urinating on a 66-year-old woman during a Continental Airlines flight last month from Los Angeles to Honolulu. Jerome Kenneth Kingzio, a resident of the US Commonwealth of the Northern Mariana Islands, was sentenced after pleading guilty to assault charges in federal court in Honolulu. The victim was headed to Hawaii for a scuba diving vacation and was watching an in-flight movie when Kingzio stood up and began urinating on her, which of course gives new meaning to the term ‘wet suit’. The woman reportedly claimed that not only was her entire vacation ruined, but she continues to suffer emotionally from the incident. In other words…she was pissed off . The case is being investigated by the FBI (because apparently they have nothing more urgent to do!). As one of our sarcastic Bellyache staff comment: “You see, this is what happens when carriers start charging for everything… drinks, food, baggage, pillows, blankets….toilets.”