We always suspected the US was run by Microsoft !
We, the United States of America, your top quality supplier of the ideals of liberty, democracy and economic prosperity, would like to apologise for our 2001-2008 interruption in service. The technical fault that led to this eight year service outage has been located, and the software responsible was replaced on November 4. Early tests of […]
February 1, 2009
Sincerely, THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA